if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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