I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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