no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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