Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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