I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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