it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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