Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
sex in a hospital.. check
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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