gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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