Need sex. Gaining weight.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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