its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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