i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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