singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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