I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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