when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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