we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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