moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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