so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Dick very happy bro
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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