But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
