I'm drive I can fine osifer
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
That accounts for only three of the penises
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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