he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have already put on my inside pants.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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