My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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