Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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