yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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