mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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