We won't sleep together?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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