Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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