Me too!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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