This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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