what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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