I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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