i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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