i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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