just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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