she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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