oh god the rape fog is back!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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