White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So squirting runs in the family.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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