Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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