kristin has been a bad kristin
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I deserve this hangover.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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