I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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