We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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