I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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