some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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