I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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