but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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