Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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