No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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