do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dicks are not precious.
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