didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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