quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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