Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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