i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
