brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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