Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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